Crocodile Crime

Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?

A: Pork chop

Q: What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

A: A pouch potato

Q: What do you call an everyday potato?

A: A commentator

Q: What do you get when two dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: T-Rex

I love you from my head tomatoes

Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A: Gummybear

If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple

Don’t go bacon my heart.

I couldn’t if I fried.