Q: What do you call a thieving crocodile?
A: A crookodile
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Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: Pork chop
Q: What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A: A pouch potato
Q: What do you call an everyday potato?
A: A commentator
Q: What do you get when two dinosaurs crash their cars?
I love you from my head tomatoes
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple
Don’t go bacon my heart.
I couldn’t if I fried.