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Q: What do you call a thieving crocodile?
A: A crookodile
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Q: What do you call a classy fish?
Q: What do you call and alligator in a vest?
A: An investigator
What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork chop
Q: How do you organize a space party?
A: You planet
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple
Q: What did the volcano say to his wife?
A: I lava you
Q: What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A: A pouch potato
Don’t go bacon my heart.
I couldn’t if I fried.