Lazy kangaroo
Q: What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A: A pouch potato
More Jokes
Toothless bear
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: Gummybear
Fancy fish
Q: What do you call a classy fish?
A: Sofishticated
Dinosaur car crash
Q: What do you get when two dinosaurs crash their cars?
A: T-Rex
Thief!
What do you call a thieving alligator? A Crookodile
Karate pig
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: Pork chop
Good looking pineapple
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple
Gator Mystery
Q: What do you call and alligator in a vest?
A: An investigator