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Q: What kind of monster loves to disco?
A: The boogieman.
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Q: Why didn’t the scarecrow eat dinner?
A: He was already stuffed.
Q: Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
A: So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
The skeleton didn’t like to talk on the rotary skelephone—he preferred his cell bone.
That skeleton sure brought his appetite to the picnic—and also some spare ribs.
Q: Why did the Vampire read the New York Times?
A: He heard it had great circulation.
Q: How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch.
The skeleton decided to bone up on the facts for the big exam.
The skeleton played a melodic solo riff on his shiny sax-a-bone.