Q: What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A: A rain of terror
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What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
Q: Why did the man use ketchup in the rain?
A: Because it was raining cats and hot dogs
Q: What is a king’s favorite kind of precipitation?
Q: How do hurricanes see?
A: With one eye!
Where do lightning bolts go on dates?
Q: What did the evaporating raindrop say?
A: I’m going to pieces.
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
Red sky at night, shepherd’s
delight. Blue sky at night, day.
Humorist Tom Parry