Q: Why shouldn't you discuss coffee in polite company?
A: It can make for a strong and heated debate.
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Q: How does a tech guy drink coffee?
A: He installs Java!
Q: How did the hipster burn his tongue?
A: He drank his coffee before it was cool.
Drinking too much espresso can cause a latte problems.
Q: What’s the best Beatles song?
A: Latte Be!
Q: What is best Beatles song?
A: Latte Be
Soup of the day: Coffee.
Q: Why did the espresso keep checking his watch?
A: Because he was pressed for time.
Sleep is a weak substitute for coffee.