Q: Why shouldn't you discuss coffee in polite company?
A: It can make for a strong and heated debate.
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Barista: How do you take your coffee?
Me: Very, very seriously.
A tall blonde walks into Starbucks. The barista says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you!”
The blonde says, “You have a drink named Tiffani?”
Q: Why are Italians so good at making coffee?
A: Because they know how to espresso themselves.
Q: How are men like coffee?
A: The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night.
A man walks into a coffee shop carrying a big chunk of asphalt under his arm. At the counter he says, “I’ll take a large latte for myself, please, and one for the road.”
Q: What did the Brazilian coffee say to the Indonesian coffee?
A: “What’s Sumatra with you?”
Q: What do you call it when someone steals your morning coffee?
A: A mugging.
Did you hear about the cow that gave birth?
It was de-calf-inated.