I Invented a New Word:
plagiarism.
Submitted by M. R.
More Jokes
Great White Christmas
Q: Who delivers Christmas presents to good little sharks when they’re sleeping?
A: Santa Jaws!
A Digital Dictionary
User: the word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.”
—Dave Barry
Santa Goes Shopping
Q: Why did Santa bring 22 reindeer to Walmart?
A: Because what he wanted to buy cost around 20 bucks, but just in case it was more, he brought some extra doe.
Cloudy With a Chance Of Reindeer
Q: What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa Claus when she looked up in the sky?
A: Looks like rain, dear!
Big Problem
My father is allergic to cotton. He has pills that he can take, but he can’t get them out of the bottle.
America’s Passtime
America is the only place where people go hunting on a full stomach.
—Chris Rock
Tom Parry on Folk Wisdom
Red sky at night, shepherd’s delight. Blue sky at night, day.
Humorist Tom Parry
