I'm not vegetarian because I love animals. I'm vegetarian because I hate vegetables.
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I have removed all the food from the house. It was delicious
Q: Did you hear about the hungry clock?
A: He went back four seconds.
Q: Have you heard of the garlic diet?
A: You don’t lose much weight, but from a distance your friends think you look thinner!
“Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.”
What do you call someone who can’t stick with a diet? A desserter.
Most people gain weight by having intimate dinners for two…alone. —”Laugh Yourself Healthy,” by Charles Hunter
The most fattening thing that you can put in an ice cream sundae is the spoon.
Is it true that a collection of jokes about dieting can be referred to as: ‘a binge of jokes’?