Q: Why can’t the boy ghost have babies?
A: Because he has a Hallo-weenie.
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Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?
A: His heart wasn’t in it.
Q: Why don’t mummies take time off?
A: They’re afraid to unwind.
Q: Why are skeletons so good at chopping down trees?
A: They’re LUMBARjacks!
The skeleton played a melodic solo riff on his shiny sax-a-bone.
Q: Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
A: Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
The one instrument that the skeleton can play better than others is the trom-bone.
Q: When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
A: When you’re a mouse.
Q: What do Italian ghosts have for dinner?