Q: Why can’t the boy ghost have babies?
A: Because he has a Hallo-weenie.
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Q: Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Q: What kind of monster loves to disco?
A: The boogieman.
Every Sunday, the skeleton plays his organ for the congregation.
Q: Why did the Vampire read the New York Times?
A: He heard it had great circulation.
Q: What do you call a man who lures women into his place and turns them into ghastly freaks?
A: A 1980’s hairdresser!
The one instrument that the skeleton can play better than others is the trom-bone.
Q: What genre of music does a mummy like the best?
Q: Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
A: So they can keep their ghoulish figures.