Pisces Plus Pachyderm
Q. What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
A. Swimming trunks!
Whenever my family leaves the house, our Shetland sheepdog's animal instincts start to kick in.
He runs circles around us and nips at our heels to keep us all together.
Watching this display, my friend couldn't resist: "You always herd the ones you love."