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Q: What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A: A pouch potato
Q: What do you call and alligator in a vest?
A: An investigator
Q: How do you organize a space party?
A: You planet
Q: What do you call a classy fish?
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: Pork chop
Q: What did the watermelon say to the cantaloupe?
A: You’re one in a melon
Q: What did the volcano say to his wife?
A: I lava you
Q: What do you call a thieving crocodile?
A: A crookodile