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Q: What do you call a thieving crocodile?
A: A crookodile
Q: What do you call and alligator in a vest?
A: An investigator
Q: What do you get when two dinosaurs crash their cars?
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A Maybe
Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A: It wasn’t peeling well
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple
Don’t go bacon my heart.
I couldn’t if I fried.