Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A. Because you can see right through them!
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Q: Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Q: Why are skeletons so calm?
A: Because nothing gets under their skin!
Q: What does the skeleton chef say when he serves you a meal?
A: “Bone Appetit!”
Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Q: What dog breed would Dracula love to have as a pet?
A: Blood hound!
Q: Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
A: Because he had bat breath.
Q: What did the mummy ghost say to the noisy young ghost who kept interrupting?
A: “Spook when you’re spooken to.”
The skeleton couldn’t keep anything tidy because of his lazy bones.