Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A. Because you can see right through them!
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Q: Why didn’t the scarecrow eat dinner?
A: He was already stuffed.
The skeleton cried his eyes out because he didn’t have any body to love.
The skeleton played a melodic solo riff on his shiny sax-a-bone.
Q: What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A: A necktarine!
Q. What does the ghost call his true love?
A. My ghoul-friend.
The skeleton knew what would happen next—he could just feel it in his bones.
Q: What do you call a witch’s garage?
A: A broom closet.
Q: How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch.