Q: What's the easiest way to remember your wife's birthday?
A: Forget it once!
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Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.
Q: What do you say to your goldfish on his birthday?
A: Have a fin-tastic day.
When I was born, I was so surprised.
Q: What kind of birthday cake do you get for a coffee lover?
Because it was my brother’s birthday, our mom wanted to do something special. She called his fraternity house and said she wanted to bring a cake. The young man who took the call was very excited. "Hey, Mrs. Schaeffer," he said, &… Read More
I always feel warm on my birthday because people don’t stop toasting me.
I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.
I used to be a boy trapped in a woman’s body. But after 9 long months, I was finally born!