Q: What's the easiest way to remember your wife's birthday?
A: Forget it once!
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When I was born, I was so surprised.
You know you’re getting old when you go to an antique auction and three people bid on you.
Q: What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
A: Mice cream and cake.
It’s my wife’s birthday tomorrow.
Q: What did the teddy bear say when it was offered some birthday cake?
A: No thanks, I’m stuffed.
What do you say to a kangaroo on its birthday?
Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest.
The older you get, the more you need to keep a fire extinguisher close to the cake.