Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the dessert?
A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
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Q: What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A: A Har-VEST.
Q: How do Rednecks celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: Pump kin!
Q: What do Thanksgiving and Halloween have in common?
A: One has gobblers, the other goblins.
When a Butterball Talk-Line staffer asked a caller what state her turkey was in (meaning how thawed was it) the caller responded with, “Florida.”
Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey because he’s already stuffed!
Q: What do you call it when it rains turkeys?
A: Fowl weather!
Q: What key won’t open any door?
A: A turkey!
“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.”—Jim Davis.