Stages of Dieting 1. Read about new diet 2. Spend $300 on vegetables 3. Commit publicly to diet on FB 4. Dive head first into plate of bacon
Diet at the Best Restaurants Did you hear about the gourmet who avoids unfashionable restaurants because he doesn’t want to gain weight in the wrong places?
Friends From Afar Q: Have you heard of the garlic diet? A: You don’t lose much weight, but from a distance your friends think you look thinner!
Nacho Normal Diet The only difference in my life when I’m on a diet is instead of saying, “I ate nachos,” I say, “I accidentally ate nachos.”—@behindyourback
Salad: A Dieting Staple One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.
Just dreaming… Wouldn’t it be so great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free and three sizes smaller?
Funny Stuff21 Anti-Jokes You Can’t Help But Laugh At AnywayTrading traditional humor for groan-inducing literal punch lines, these anti-jokes challenge the idea of what a joke can be—and we bet they'll still make you laugh.
Funny Jokes25 Corny Jokes Everyone Will Laugh at to Celebrate National Tell a Joke DayNo kidding: You're going to love this cheesy collection of puns and one-liners—they're ideal for celebrating National Tell a Joke Day on August 16.
Funny JokesThe History of the World in Dumb JokesWere you bored silly in civics class? Then you’ll love laughing at Socrates, Lincoln, Caesar, and more.
Funny JokesMeet the 38 Dumbest Criminals of All TimeYou think they would have known to plan things out a little better.