A musician told me he was going to hit me with the neck of his guitar. I replied, "Is that a fret?"
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Q: What was Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
Q: How do you make a bandstand?
A: Take away their chairs.
Q: How are trumpets like pirates?
A: They both murder in the high C’s
Q: Why didn’t Handel go shopping?
A: Because he was Baroque.
Q: What is Beethoven doing now?
A sign at a music shop: “Gone Chopin. Bach in a minuet.”
Q: Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
A: All they said was, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”
Q: Why was the math book depressed?
A: Because it had so many problems.