A musician told me he was going to hit me with the neck of his guitar. I replied, "Is that a fret?"
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What do you call a musician with problems?
A trebled man.
What’s an avocado’s favorite music?
Guac ‘n’ roll.
I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m listening to music in 4/4.
Q: What is Beethoven doing now?
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
What was Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
Q: Why couldn’t the string quartet find their composer?
A: He was Haydn
Q: What was Beethoven’s favorite fruit?