Q: What job did the frog have at the hotel?
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Q: What do you call and owl that does magic tricks?
Are you a cheetah?
No, you lion!
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A Maybe
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: Pork chop
Don’t go bacon my heart.
I couldn’t if I fried.
Q: What do you call a thieving crocodile?
A: A crookodile
Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak.
Q: What do you call an everyday potato?
A: A commentator