Q: What job did the frog have at the hotel?
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Q: What did the volcano say to his wife?
A: I lava you
Q: What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A: A pouch potato
Are you a cheetah?
No, you lion!
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Q: How do you organize a space party?
A: You planet
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple
I love you from my head tomatoes
Q: What do you call a classy fish?