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What do you call a thieving alligator? A Crookodile
Q: What do you call and alligator in a vest?
A: An investigator
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A: A crookodile
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A: A pouch potato
Q: How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
A: You rocket
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A: You’re one in a melon
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