Dozen anyone want to let me in?
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Ben knocking for 20 minutes!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Annie.Annie who?Annie body going to open the door already?
Harry up and let me in!
That’s impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!
Actually, it’s kangaroo.
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?WeevilWeevil who?Weevil weevil rock you.—Contributed by Lubna Wali
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?From.From who?Actually, grammatically speaking you should say “from whom.”
Lettuce in already!