Q: What dog breed would Dracula love to have as a pet?
A: Blood hound!
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Q: Why didn’t the zombie go to school?
A: He felt rotten!
Q: Why did the skeleton climb up the tree?
A: Because a dog was after his bones!
Q: What genre of music does a mummy like the best?
Q: What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A: A necktarine!
The skeleton couldn’t help being afraid of the storm—he just didn’t have any guts.
The skeleton decided to bone up on the facts for the big exam.
The skeleton didn’t like to talk on the rotary skelephone—he preferred his cell bone.
Q: Why didn’t the scarecrow eat dinner?
A: He was already stuffed.