Me and my friends are in a band called “Duvet”.
We’re a cover band.
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What kind of music are balloons afraid of?
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A: A-flat minor
Q: Why did the burglars decide to rob a music store?
A: For the lute.
Q: What is Beethoven doing now?
A musician told me he was going to hit me with the neck of his guitar. I replied, “Is that a fret?”
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What’s an avocado’s favorite music?
Guac ‘n’ roll.
Q: What do you get when you play New Age music backwards?
A: New Age music.