Early morning revelations
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I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.
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Sick of having to go to two different huts to buy pizza and sunglasses.
Taking pictures with an iPad is the new fanny pack.
I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant … because I believe in myself.
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
On the subway, untangling earbuds is the new knitting. The woman across from me could have finished
a cardigan by now.
—Greg Preece, on humorlabs.com
Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy.
The four most beautiful words in our common language:
I told you so.
Happy One-year anniversary to the Lean Cuisine in my freezer!