The most annoying are those people in exceptionally good shape at the gym. I'm like, "What are you doing here? You're done."
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Q: How many vegetarians does it take to eat a cow?
A: One if nobody’s looking.
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out.
I have removed all the food from the house. It was delicious
Q: What do you call a Vegetarian with diarrhea?
A: A salad shooter.
“Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.”
Chocolate chips are fattening, about 50 calories a tablespoon. However, chocolate chips eaten while making chocolate chip cookies have no calories whatsoever. Therefore make chocolate chip cookies often but don’t eat them.
Q: How many carnivores does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They prefer to stay in the dark!
“I’m not interested in any diet plan unless it lets me use rollover calories.”—@sbellelauren