Q: What did the light bulb say to the other light bulb on Valentine’s Day?
A: I love you a watt.
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Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A: Because it couldn’t get a date.
Q: What did the boy bear say to the girl bear on Valentine’s Day?
A: I love you beary much!
Q: What did cavemen give their wives on Valentine’s Day?
A: Lots of ughs and kisses.
Q: What do you call two birds in love?
Have a date for Valentine’s Day? Hope it doesn’t end up like these
• He couldn’t remember my name, so he asked if I would mind if he just called me Amy instead.
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Q: What do you call a very small Valentine?
A: A Valentiny!
Q: What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?
A: It made him wed his plants!
Q: Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?
A: He fell in love with a pin cushion!