My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?”
I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make up everything!
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar…
It was tense.
An atom loses an electron… it says, “Man, I really gotta keep an ion them.”
Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? It was a grave mistake.
I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. What a waste of thyme.
6:30 is the best time on a clock… hands down.