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String Fight
My ex used to hit me with stringed instruments. If only I had known about her history of violins.
Silk Ties
Did you hear about the 2 silk worms in a race? It ended in a tie!
Police Investigation
Someone stole my toilet and the police have nothing to go on.
You Don’t Want to Get Busy in an Elevator
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
Don’t Try to Steal a Calendar
Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I got 12 months.
A Laughing Motorcycle
What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A Yamahahaha.
Toucans
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
Soda to the Head
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
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