Q: Why did the espresso keep checking his watch?
A: Because he was pressed for time.
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Soup of the day: Coffee.
Q: What do you call it when someone steals your morning coffee?
A: A mugging.
Q: Why are Italians so good at making coffee?
A: Because they know how to espresso themselves.
Barista: How do you take your coffee?
Me: Very, very seriously.
Drinking too much espresso can cause a latte problems.
Q: How did the hipster burn his tongue?
A: He drank his coffee before it was cool.
A yawn is just a silent scream for coffee.
A pair of jumper cables walk into a cafe. The barista sees them and says, “I’m sorry but I’ll have to ask you to leave. I don’t want you starting anything in here.”