Q: What did the evaporating raindrop say?
A: I'm going to pieces.
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Hilarious moments from family vacations and beach excursions.
Q: What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?
A: You make my temperature rise.
Q: Where do snowmen keep their money?
A: In a snow bank.
Q: What do you call two straight days of rain in Seattle?
A: A weekend.
Q: What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?
A: One is reined up and the other rains down.
Q: When does it rain money?
A: When there is “change” in the weather.
Q: How does a hurricane see?
A: With its eye.
Q: Why does Snoop dog need an umbrella?
A: Fo’ Drizzle.