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Q: What do you call an everyday potato?
A: A commentator
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Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: Pork chop
Q: What did the watermelon say to the cantaloupe?
A: You’re one in a melon
Q: How do you organize a space party?
A: You planet
I love you from my head tomatoes
Q: What job did the frog have at the hotel?
Q: What do you call and alligator in a vest?
A: An investigator
Q: What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple