Q: What do you call an everyday potato?
A: A commentator
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Q: What do you get when two dinosaurs crash their cars?
Don’t go bacon my heart.
I couldn’t if I fried.
What do you call a thieving alligator? A Crookodile
Q: What do you call a classy fish?
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A Maybe
Q: What did the volcano say to his wife?
A: I lava you
Q: What do you call a thieving crocodile?
A: A crookodile
Q: What kind of shorts do clouds wear?