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Candice door open, or am I stuck out here?
I didn’t realize you were some kind of nut!
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
Goat to the door to see who’s knocking!
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts!
Actually, it’s kangaroo.
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!