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Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Tank.Tank who?You’re welcome!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?WeevilWeevil who?Weevil weevil rock you.—Contributed by Lubna Wali
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Ken.Ken who?Ken you let me in?
Two knee who?
Two knee fish!
Oink oink who?
Make up your mind—are you a pig, or an owl?!
R2-D2, of course.
Needle little help getting in the door!
Godiva terrible headache, do you have an aspirin?