Under the Knife
My sister and I were out on the town one night when we ran into a man I knew. "You’re sisters?" he asked incredulously. "You look nothing alike.Pointing to her nose and my chin, my sister said, "Different plastic … Read More
"Why doesn't your mother like me?" a woman asks her boyfriend.
"Don't take it personally," he assures her. "She's never liked anyone I've dated. I once dated someone exactly like her, and that didn't work out at all."
"My father couldn't stand her."