A Joke of Little Value…
Q: Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
A: He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
• “Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder’s fork, and blind-worm’s sting, Lizard’s leg, and howlet’s wing.” —Paula Deen
• “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.” —Taylor Swift
• “How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.” —Christian Grey