Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeño business!
• “Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder’s fork, and blind-worm’s sting, Lizard’s leg, and howlet’s wing.” —Paula Deen
• “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.” —Taylor Swift
• “How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.” —Christian Grey