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Q: What did the watermelon say to the cantaloupe?
A: You’re one in a melon
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple
Q: What do you call an everyday potato?
A: A commentator
Q: What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Don’t go bacon my heart.
I couldn’t if I fried.
Q: What job did the frog have at the hotel?
Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A: It wasn’t peeling well
What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork chop