Q: What do you call a classy fish?
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Q: What do you call a thieving crocodile?
A: A crookodile
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: Pork chop
Q: What do you call and alligator in a vest?
A: An investigator
Q: What do you get when two dinosaurs crash their cars?
Q: What did the watermelon say to the cantaloupe?
A: You’re one in a melon
Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A: It wasn’t peeling well
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple