The most fattening thing that you can put in an ice cream sundae is the spoon.
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Q: How did Native Americans say vegetarian?
A: “Bad hunter!”
Most people gain weight by having intimate dinners for two…alone. —”Laugh Yourself Healthy,” by Charles Hunter
Never go back for seconds… get it all the first time.
My fitness goal is to get down to what I told the DMV I weigh.
I finally heard some good news. I’m not overweight. I’m undertall. What a relief!
My snack got lost in my purse, so I guess I’m on a diet now.—@msgweni
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out.
Q: Why go to the paint store when you’re on a diet?
A: You can get thinner there.