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The most fattening thing that you can put in an ice cream sundae is the spoon.
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It took a lot of willpower, but I finally gave up dieting.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’ve never met herbivore.
You don’t lose much weight, but from a distance your friends think you look thinner!
Did you hear about the hungry clock? He went back four seconds.
What do you get when you put the right amount of meat and vegetables on a scale? A balanced meal.
How do most people curb their appetite? At the drive thru window.
A funny thing with a diet, the second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you’re off it.
I heard Bruce Willis is trying to lose weight. Apparently, he’s trying to “Diet Hard.”