Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
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Ben knocking for 20 minutes!
Lettuce in already!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Sam and JanetSam and Janet who?Samenjanet Evening.—Contributed by Vicki Stephens
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Figs.Figs who?Figs your doorbell, it’s not working!
Oink oink who?
Make up your mind—are you a pig, or an owl?!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Broken pencil.Broken pencil who?Forget it—this joke is pointless.