Knock! Knock!Who's there?Figs.Figs who?Figs your doorbell, it's not working!
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Nun of your business!
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?A little old lady.A little old lady who?I didn’t know you could yodel!
Convex go to prison!
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Scold outside—let me in!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Annie.Annie who?Annie body going to open the door already?