Knock! Knock!Who's there?Figs.Figs who?Figs your doorbell, it's not working!
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Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Doris.Doris who?Doris locked. Open up!
Two knee who?
Two knee fish!
Howl you know if you don’t open the door?
Ken I come in? It’s cold out here.
Lettuce in already!
Luke through the keyhole to see!
Boo hoo who?
Aww, don’t cry—it’s just a joke.