Knock! Knock!Who's there?Figs.Figs who?Figs your doorbell, it's not working!
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Avenue knocked on this door before?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
I don’t just like bread, I loaf it.
Santa email reminding you I’d be here, and you STILL make me wait in the cold!
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Ken.Ken who?Ken you let me in?
Needle little help getting in the door!