Knock! Knock!Who's there?Figs.Figs who?Figs your doorbell, it's not working!
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No, to whom.
Mikey isn’t working, can you let me in?
Scold outside—let me in!
Honeydew you want to hear some garden jokes?
Says me, that’s who!
That’s impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!