Q: Why did the cat join the Red Cross?
A: She wanted to be a first-aid kit!
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Q: What do you call a big pile of cats?
A: A purramid
Q. What do cats do after having an argument?
A. Hiss and make up.
Q: What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants?
Q: What is a well-read cat’s favorite book?
A: Of Mice and Men
Q. Which two sodas does a cat like best?
A. Dr. Peppurr and Meowntain Mew.
Q: What do cats wear at night?
Q: What did the cat say when his friend asked if he was lying?
A: I’m not kitten you.
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