Q: Why did the cat join the Red Cross?
A: She wanted to be a first-aid kit!
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Q. What’s a cat’s favorite Shakespeare play?
A. Romeow and Mew-liet.
Q. What do cats do after having an argument?
A. Hiss and make up.
Q. What did the cat do after her home was broken into?
A. She called claw enforcement.
Q. What do you call it when a cat wins first place at a dog show?
A. A cat-has-trophy.
Q: What do you call a cat sleeping in your shoe?
A: Puss in boots.
You’re not feline well?
Do you need a purramedic?
Q: What do cats wear at night?
Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten!