Did you hear about the auto body shop that just opened? It comes highly wreck-a-mended.
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Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I got 12 months.
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar…
It was tense.
Why did the gym close down? – It just didn’t work out.
Q: Why do French people eat snails?
A: Because they won’t touch fast food.
Ray’s friends claim he’s a baseball nut. He says they’re way off base.
What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.
My ex used to hit me with stringed instruments. If only I had known about her history of violins.
Last week I called someone a watering hole but I meant well.