Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about helium? He couldn't put it down!
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Q. What do scientists use to freshen their breath?
Q. Want to hear a Sodium joke?
Q: What did their parents say when they heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going to get married?
Q: Why are chemists great for solving problems?
A: They have all the solutions.
Q. What do clouds do when they become rich?
A. They make it rain!
Q. Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?
A. It was full!
Q. Where do astronauts like to party?
A. The space bar.
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”