Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about helium? He couldn't put it down!
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Q: What do planets like to read?
A: Comet books!
Once I told a Chemistry joke. There was no Reaction.
Q. How do Earth, Saturn, and Neptune organize a party?
A. They planet.
Q. Did you hear the one about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
A. He got stuck in Orbit.
Q. How much room does a fungus need to grow?
A. As mushroom as possible.
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Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, “No, I’m traveling light.”
Q: What would you call a funny element?
A: He he he (helium helium helium)