Lumberjacks
Q: Why are skeletons so good at chopping down trees?
A: They’re LUMBARjacks!
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Dracula’s Dog
Q: What dog breed would Dracula love to have as a pet?
A: Blood hound!
Artistic Temperament
The skeleton canceled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart wasn’t in it.
Which dinosaur knew…
Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?
A: The thesaurus.
Cluck Life
Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
A: If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.
A Ribbiting Story
When I was teaching kindergarten and had a cold, I would often get laryngitis with it. One day a student asked me, “Do you have a frog in your nose?”
Ghost Glasses
Q: What do ghosts wear when their eyesight gets blurred?
A: Spooktacles
Fake Teeth
The orthodontist and his assistants were removing my ten-year-old son’s dental appliance. Because it was cemented to his upper teeth, they had to use some pressure to release it. When it finally popped out, three of his baby teeth came out … Read More
