Q. What do you call a droid that likes taking the scenic route?
A. R2-Detour!
Sam’s eighth birthday, my brother took him to a football game. During halftime, a Marine band played, and Sam studied them intently.
“Why the interest in the band?” his father asked.
“I’m checking to see if Ben and Matt from our synagogue… Read More
Q: What is a vampire’s pet peeve?
A: A Tourniquet!
I picked up my nine-year-old daughter from school and asked how her day had gone. A few minutes later, I repeated the question, and again a few minutes after that. Instead of annoyed, Ariana was philosophical. "Mom," she said, &… Read More
The favorite mode of travel for skeleton pilots is—wait for it—the scareplane or the skelecopter.
Q: How do vampires get around on Halloween?
A: On blood vessels
Q: What is in a ghost’s nose?
A: Boo-gers
Q: Why didn’t the scarecrow eat dinner?
A: He was already stuffed.
The skeleton couldn’t keep anything tidy because of his lazy bones.
