Halloween Math
Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin pi
More Jokes
No Offense Taken
The skeleton literally didn’t mind that everyone called him a bonehead.
Ghost Makeup
Q: What do female ghosts use to do their makeup?
A: Vanishing Cream!
Impossible Questions
Preparing my son for his first day of kindergarten, we were reviewing numbers and counting. Suddenly he asked, "What is the biggest number in the world?"As briefly as possible, I tried to explain the concept of infinity. I thought… Read More
Witch for Lunch
Q: What is the name of the witch who lives in the desert?
A: Sand-witch!
What’s the Baby on Our June Cover Thinking?
Tired of doom-and-gloom headlines? We are too! At Reader’s Digest, we believe it’s our job to act as an antidote to all the negativity in the news. That’s what convinced us to pick our June cover model. We took one look at that face and couldn’t help but smile. Hence, the birth of our June cover line: “Oh, cheer up!”
Time for Tea
Skeletons serve tea and coffee on bone china—watch out for chips!
Looking For Mom
While my three-year-old grandson was attending a birthday party, his friend’s father sneaked off to take a shower before work. Halfway through, the father heard a tapping on the shower door, followed by the sight of my grandson peering in. … Read More
