A Genius Solution
I put my root beer in a square glass. Now it’s just beer.
A fortune-teller advised me, “Do everything your boss says.” Sage advice, I thought, as I was working on an important project. As if I needed more proof of just how good the psychic was, that night, as I read the newspaper, I noticed my horoscope: “Do everything your boss says.”
—Source: Funny in Korea Survey