Q: What do you call and alligator in a vest?
A: An investigator
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A: A crookodile
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I couldn’t if I fried.
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: Pork chop
Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A: It wasn’t peeling well