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Q: What do you call and alligator in a vest?
A: An investigator
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What do you call a thieving alligator? A Crookodile
Q: What do you call an everyday potato?
A: A commentator
Q: What did the volcano say to his wife?
A: I lava you
Q: What do you call and owl that does magic tricks?
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A Maybe
Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple
Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A: It wasn’t peeling well