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Get off the Couch

A poodle and a collie are walking down the street when the poodle suddenly unloads on his friend. “My life is a mess,” he says. “My owner is mean, my girlfriend’s having an affair with a German shepherd, and I’m as nervous as a cat.”

         “Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist,” suggests the collie.

         “I can’t,” says the poodle. “I’m not allowed on the couch.”