Get Thrown Out
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A great way to lose weight is to eat while you are naked and standing in front of a mirror. Restaurants will always throw you out before you can eat too much.
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I keep trying to lose weight but it keeps finding me.
I heard Bruce Willis is trying to lose weight. Apparently, he’s trying to “Diet Hard.”
I have fillings in my teeth. My refrigerator magnets keep pulling me to the kitchen. That’s why I can’t lose weight.
What do you call someone who can’t stick with a diet? A desserter.
I’m going to open up a low carb bakery and I’m going to call it No Bun Intended.
Q: Did you hear about the hungry clock?
A: He went back four seconds.
My fitness goal is to get down to what I told the DMV I weigh.
The only difference in my life when I’m on a diet is instead of saying, “I ate nachos,” I say, “I accidentally ate nachos.”—@behindyourback