No Umbrellas at the North Pole?
Q: Why are Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen always wet?
A: Because they are rain deer.
This past Christmas, I told my girlfriend that all I wanted was an Xbox. That’s it. Beginning and end of list: Xbox. You know what she got me? A homemade frame with a picture of us from our first date together. Which was fine. Because I got her an Xbox.