Give Peas a Chance
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Q. What do you call a round, green vegetable that breaks out of prison?
A. An escapea.
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Q: Why do French people eat snails?
A: Because they won’t touch fast food.
Q: What do you call the king of vegetables? A: Elvis Parsley.
Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho cheese!
Q. Which type of vegetable tries to be cool, but is only partly successful at it?
A. The radish.
My granddaughter told me,
“Don’t buy brown eggs; they’re not ripe yet.”
It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
Q. How much room should you give fungi to grow?
A. As mushroom as possible.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.