Q. What do you call a round, green vegetable that breaks out of prison?
A. An escapea.
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Q: What are hot dogs called in winter?
A: Chilly dogs
Did you hear the one about the guy who invented Tic Tacs? They say he made a mint.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Q: What do you call a dishonest noodle?
A: An Impasta.
Q. Which type of vegetable tries to be cool, but is only partly successful at it?
A. The radish.
Boy, I just got hit in the head with a can of soda. I was lucky it was a soft drink.
Q: What do you call the king of vegetables? A: Elvis Parsley.
You know what’s hard to beat for breakfast? A boiled egg.