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No, you’re a poo!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Tank.Tank who?You’re welcome!
Owls say who?
Yes, they do.
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Figs.Figs who?Figs your doorbell, it’s not working!
No, to whom.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Sam and JanetSam and Janet who?Samenjanet Evening.—Contributed by Vicki Stephens
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?