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Q: What do you say to your goldfish on his birthday?
A: Have a fin-tastic day.
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I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.
Q: What do George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common?
A: They were all born on holidays.
Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest.
The older you get, the more you need to keep a fire extinguisher close to the cake.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
I used to be a boy trapped in a woman’s body. But after 9 long months, I was finally born!
Q: Where do you get a birthday present for your cat?
A: From a cat-alogue.
Q: What goes up and never comes down?
A: Your age!