Q: What goes Ha-ha-ha-ha!, thud!!! and keeps laughing?
A: A monster laughing it’s head off!
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Q: Where do ghosts like to travel on vacation?
A: The Dead Sea!
The skeleton played a melodic solo riff on his shiny sax-a-bone.
Skeletons love to binge-watch their favorite shows on the skelevision.
Q: What did one thirsty vampire say to the other as they were passing the morgue?
A: Let’s stop in for a cool one!
Q: Why are skeletons so good at chopping down trees?
A: They’re LUMBARjacks!
Q: Why did the skeleton climb up the tree?
A: Because a dog was after his bones!
Q: What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A: It’s a pain in the neck.
Q: How do you make a witch itch?
A: Take away the W.