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Q: What goes Ha-ha-ha-ha!, thud!!! and keeps laughing?
A: A monster laughing it’s head off!
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Skeletons are great at stand-up comedy—when they use their funny bone.
Q: Why did the Vampire read the New York Times?
A: He heard it had great circulation.
Q: What is a vampire’s pet peeve?
A: A Tourniquet!
The skeleton ordered a cabernet wine with a full body because he didn’t have one.
The skeleton decided to bone up on the facts for the big exam.
The skeleton knew what would happen next—he could just feel it in his bones.
Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Q: How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch.