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Q: What did the watermelon say to the cantaloupe?
A: You’re one in a melon
Q: What do you call an everyday potato?
A: A commentator
Q: What do you call and alligator in a vest?
A: An investigator
Q: What did the volcano say to his wife?
A: I lava you
Q: How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
A: You rocket
Are you a cheetah?
No, you lion!
What do you call a thieving alligator? A Crookodile
What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork chop