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Q: What do you call a thieving crocodile?
A: A crookodile
Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A: It wasn’t peeling well
Q: What job did the frog have at the hotel?
Q: How do you organize a space party?
A: You planet
What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork chop
Q: What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Q: How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
A: You rocket
I love you from my head tomatoes