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Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: Pork chop
Q: What do you call and alligator in a vest?
A: An investigator
Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak.
Q: What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A: A pouch potato
What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork chop
Q: What did the volcano say to his wife?
A: I lava you
I love you from my head tomatoes
Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A: It wasn’t peeling well