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Q. Where do astronauts like to party?
A. The space bar.
Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about helium? He couldn’t put it down!
We really need to stop talking about mitosis. It’s such a divisive issue.
Q. Did you hear the one about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
A. He got stuck in Orbit.
Q. What do scientists use to freshen their breath?
Atom 1: “I think I’ve lost an electron.”
Atom 2: “Are you sure?”
Atom 1: “I’m positive.”
Are you going to finish that atom? You want to split it?
Q. What do visitors to the International Space Station have to do before boarding?
A. Pay the parking meteor.