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Q. Want to hear a Sodium joke?
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?
Q. Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?
A. It was full!
Q: Why are chemists great for solving problems?
A: They have all the solutions.
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, “No, I’m traveling light.”
Q. Where do astronauts like to party?
A. The space bar.
Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed
Q. How much room does a fungus need to grow?
A. As mushroom as possible.
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