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Want to hear a Potassium joke? K.
Q. Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?
A. It was full!
Are you going to finish that atom? You want to split it?
Q: What did their parents say when they heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going to get married?
Q. Want to hear a Sodium joke?
Q. What do clouds do when they become rich?
A. They make it rain!
Q: What would you call a funny element?
A: He he he (helium helium helium)
Q. Did you hear the one about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
A. He got stuck in Orbit.