Gore Vidal on The Four Most Beautiful Words
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The four most beautiful words in our common language:
I told you so.
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Nature abhors a vacuum, but not as much as a cat does.
it necking is a poor judge of anatomy.
I once bought my kid a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying “Toys not included.”
I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again.
User: the word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.”
I think it’s pretty cool how
the Chinese made a language entirely out of tattoos.
Submitted by Adam Joshua Smargon, Newark, Delaware
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.