Don't go bacon my heart.
I couldn't if I fried.
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Q: How do you organize a space party?
A: You planet
Q: What do you call and owl that does magic tricks?
What do you call a thieving alligator? A Crookodile
I love you from my head tomatoes
Q: What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork chop
Are you a cheetah?
No, you lion!
Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak.