Don't go bacon my heart.
I couldn't if I fried.
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I love you from my head tomatoes
Are you a cheetah?
No, you lion!
Q: How do you organize a space party?
A: You planet
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple
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A: It wasn’t peeling well
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A: A pouch potato
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