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I couldn't if I fried.
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Q: What do you call and alligator in a vest?
A: An investigator
What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork chop
Q: What did the volcano say to his wife?
A: I lava you
Q: What job did the frog have at the hotel?
Q: What do you call a classy fish?
Are you a cheetah?
No, you lion!
What do you call a thieving alligator? A Crookodile
I love you from my head tomatoes