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Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: Pork chop
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Q: What do you call an everyday potato?
A: A commentator
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Q: What did the watermelon say to the cantaloupe?
A: You’re one in a melon
Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A: It wasn’t peeling well
What do you call a thieving alligator? A Crookodile
I love you from my head tomatoes