Q: What did the gym coach say to the cat?
A: Have you paid your annual fleas?
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Q: Why don’t cats like shopping online?
A: They prefer a cat-alogues.
CAT TO OWNER: Why are you so upset that I shed on the couch? It’s called fur-niture!
Q. What’s a British cat’s favorite fantasy book?
A. Hairy Pawter and the Philoso-purr’s Stone.
Q. What do you call a kitten that cuts her hair really short?
A. A bob cat!
Q: What did the cat say when he went bankrupt?
A: I feel so paw!
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
A: Santa Claws!
No wonder he has such cattitude.
Q: What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
A: An octo-puss.